Note: Why did I do this to myself? Why? I just started writing (on my cellphone, saving it to drafts) and this happened. Trigger warning if you’re triggered by things like death, accidents, or you just, ya know, like being happy.
Everyone told him he should move on. Their words started out…
KRIS SAVED LU HAN'S DAY:
Lu han: *fangirl* donald duck.. fan.. me.. big... autograph
Donald duck:
Kris: he says that he's a big fan of yours and he wants an autograph.
@TNT_Yeollipops Unffffffffff! Tall guys make me weak-kneed ok……… ELISEE PLEASE KEEP YOUR BIASES AWAY FROM ME OMGGGGGGGG ._______.
The Kris Tower
The Kris Tower, built in the year 1990, stands 187 cm tall. It is well know for its Krisbrows, located at the tower’s apex, which emit smex rays that often cause people who look at it, mostly young female teenagers, to be fully captivated by the figure. Some say this magical power comes from the Holy Krisus, though no one is sure. True or false, this graceful yet absolutely enthralling phenomenon is a major krisis.
